Top 10 Drinking Quotes

By: @VancityBeerguy

Two things I've noticed drinkers enjoy: Quotes About Drinking and Top 10 Lists.


1) If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I'd take the nothing...

2) Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

---Michelle Mastrolacasa

3) The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

---William Butler Yeats

4) Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

---Ernest Hemingway

5) Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

---Winston Churchill

6) Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

---Oscar Wilde

7) A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

---W.C. Fields

8) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

---Henny Youngman

9) The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

---Humphrey Bogart

10) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

---Frank Sinatra