Two things I've noticed drinkers enjoy: Quotes About Drinking and Top 10 Lists.
Here's my...TOP 10 DRINKING QUOTES
1) If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I'd take the nothing...
2) Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
3) The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
---William Butler Yeats
4) Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
5) Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
6) Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
7) A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
8) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
9) The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
10) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.